We’ll Make Your Tee

You have an idea for a tee, it's funny – just like you – and it'd make all your friends (and enemies) insanely jealous of your genius.

But you don’t have a factory in your shed capable of printing it. Well, we have a shed – and a few shiny (actual shininess may vary) factories around the world that occasionally get bored of our designs and are happy to print yours... for a bit of extra beer money.

Alright, so here’s the deal...

A custom design costs the usual amount for a T-shirt in your size (check out our other tees – they’re all the same unless they’re on offer or we were drunk when we priced them) + $10.

If you’re not paying in USD, don’t worry – we’ll convert it at checkout. We just can’t show the rate here because the tech guy went on a snack break and we’re not Travelex.

👉 What we need from you:

• Your brilliant design (PNG format only – Canva is your friend)
• Minimum 3000 pixels wide at 300 DPI (dots per inch) – anything less and the print looks like it was done on a potato
• Your preferred tee color and size – but we will also mock up some other color choices if we think it might make your art pop
• A name and email so we can send you your very own, exclusive, secret link to buy it

PLEASE only submit if you genuinely want the damn thing. We’ve got enough weird files in our inbox.