Resting Beard Face Mug

You’re not grumpy. You’re just caffeinating… through a magnificent wall of facial hair.

This mug is for the beard bearers who keep getting asked if they’re “okay” - when they’re actually at peace, just contemplating bacon or taxes. A cheeky nod to the misunderstood expressions behind glorious beards everywhere.

For strong brews, stronger beards, and the kind of face that says “I woke up like this. Now leave me to sip in silence.”

Beard balm not included. Mug-based mood enhancement highly likely.

☕ Not sure what all the “oz” talk means? No worries - we’ve decoded it for you:

• 11oz (325ml): Your standard, respectable cup of coffee. Great for mornings when you’re pretending to be functional.

• 15oz (444ml): The “do not engage” mug. You’re up, you’re caffeinating, and that’s all anyone can ask.

• 20oz (591ml): The “I can't today” survival chalice. For those mornings when you need coffee and a minor miracle.