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Not Today Mug

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Namaste… far, far away from whatever fresh chaos today had in mind.

This mug is for the caffeine-powered pacifists who radiate calm - right up until someone emails “just circling back.” Whether you're dodging drama, deadlines, or dumb questions, this chill little sloth has your back (and your brew).

☕ Peaceful on the outside. Petty on the inside.
🌿 Best served with coffee, calm, and exactly zero tolerance.

Because inner peace is sacred. And you’re not sharing it with Susan from accounts. Not today.

Not sure what all the “oz” talk means? No worries - we’ve decoded it for you:

  • 11oz (325ml): Your standard, respectable cup of coffee. Great for mornings when you’re pretending to be functional.

  • 15oz (444ml): The “do not engage” mug. You’re up, you’re caffeinating, and that’s all anyone can ask.

  • 20oz (591ml): The “I can't today” survival chalice. For those mornings when you need coffee and a minor miracle.

More details

  • Ceramic mug
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Size & Fit

  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.