Not Today Mug
Namaste… far, far away from whatever fresh chaos today had in mind.
This mug is for the caffeine-powered pacifists who radiate calm - right up until someone emails “just circling back.” Whether you're dodging drama, deadlines, or dumb questions, this chill little sloth has your back (and your brew).
☕ Peaceful on the outside. Petty on the inside.
🌿 Best served with coffee, calm, and exactly zero tolerance.
Because inner peace is sacred. And you’re not sharing it with Susan from accounts. Not today.
☕ Not sure what all the “oz” talk means? No worries - we’ve decoded it for you:
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11oz (325ml): Your standard, respectable cup of coffee. Great for mornings when you’re pretending to be functional.
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15oz (444ml): The “do not engage” mug. You’re up, you’re caffeinating, and that’s all anyone can ask.
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20oz (591ml): The “I can't today” survival chalice. For those mornings when you need coffee and a minor miracle.
More details
- Ceramic mug
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: A JOKE… | Get a Joke On You. Laugh More. Regret Less.
- Email: contact@support.ajoke.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. Dishwasher and microwave safe Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.