Motivation is a scam Mug

Sometimes the grind can wait. So can your inbox.

For anyone who’s ever looked at a planner and laughed, this mug is your new life coach — minus the toxic positivity and early alarms. It doesn’t believe in hustle culture. It believes in duvets, snacks, and glorious horizontal ambition.

Whether you're ironically sipping or fully surrendering, this mug says what you're really thinking: “Productivity is a myth. I choose vibes.”

Now roll over. Your coffee's still warm.

☕ Not sure what all the “oz” talk means? No worries - we’ve decoded it for you:

• 11oz (325ml): Your standard, respectable cup of coffee. Great for mornings when you’re pretending to be functional.

• 15oz (444ml): The “do not engage” mug. You’re up, you’re caffeinating, and that’s all anyone can ask.

• 20oz (591ml): The “I can't today” survival chalice. For those mornings when you need coffee and a minor miracle.