Kung Fu Fighting? Mug

Sure, the song claims everybody was Kung Fu fighting - but let’s be honest… Karen from accounts? Your nan with a bad hip? That bloke in the Greggs queue double-fisting steak bakes? Doubtful.

This mug delivers a high kick of scepticism with every sip. Perfect for those who question sweeping generalisations - especially ones with questionable choreography.

Great for:

• Sipping tea while side-eyeing bold claims

• Martial arts marathons (watching, not doing)

• Conversations that require more sass than sensei

Not everyone was Kung Fu fighting. But you? You're sipping with precision.

☕ Not sure what all the “oz” talk means? No worries - we’ve decoded it for you:

• 11oz (325ml): Your standard, respectable cup of coffee. Great for mornings when you’re pretending to be functional.

• 15oz (444ml): The “do not engage” mug. You’re up, you’re caffeinating, and that’s all anyone can ask.

• 20oz (591ml): The “I can't today” survival chalice. For those mornings when you need coffee and a minor miracle.