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In My Defense Mug

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It wasn’t a mistake. It was an unsupervised experiment.

For the lovable loose cannons, mischief connoisseurs, and caffeine-fuelled agents of chaos who never mean to cause trouble… it just sort of happens. This mug delivers a daily reminder (and legal disclaimer) with every sip.

Perfect for office desks, chaotic kitchens, or wherever shenanigans seem to follow.

Warning: Mug does not come with adult supervision. Proceed with coffee and caution.

Not sure what all the “oz” talk means? No worries - we’ve decoded it for you:

  • 11oz (325ml): Your standard, respectable cup of coffee. Great for mornings when you’re pretending to be functional.

  • 15oz (444ml): The “do not engage” mug. You’re up, you’re caffeinating, and that’s all anyone can ask.

  • 20oz (591ml): The “I can't today” survival chalice. For those mornings when you need coffee and a minor miracle.

More details

  • Ceramic mug
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Size & Fit

  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.