Eye Roll Mug

Not every reaction needs a speech. Sometimes, one dramatic sip and a world-class eye roll will do the job.

This mug is for anyone who’s ever survived a pointless meeting, ignored a “just playing devil’s advocate,” or endured yet another unsolicited TED Talk from That Guy. Your patience is gone, your standards are low, and your eyeballs are doing all the heavy lifting.

Perfect for:

• Office diplomacy via passive-aggressive sipping

• Mornings where you've already run out of tolerance

• Silently narrating your descent into madness

Sip it. Roll it. Repeat as necessary.

☕ Not sure what all the “oz” talk means? No worries - we’ve decoded it for you:

• 11oz (325ml): Your standard, respectable cup of coffee. Great for mornings when you’re pretending to be functional.

• 15oz (444ml): The “do not engage” mug. You’re up, you’re caffeinating, and that’s all anyone can ask.

• 20oz (591ml): The “I can't today” survival chalice. For those mornings when you need coffee and a minor miracle.