Coffee First Mug

This mug doesn’t ask questions. It understands.

Made for the chronically unready and the emotionally unavailable (until caffeine kicks in), it’s your official warning label to anyone foolish enough to expect words, eye contact, or productivity before cup number two.

Perfect for:

• Morning zombies

• Inbox evaders

• People who consider “adulting” optional before 10am

Because until this mug is empty, you are not open for business.

Sip first. Cope later.

☕ Not sure what all the “oz” talk means? No worries - we’ve decoded it for you:

• 11oz (325ml): Your standard, respectable cup of coffee. Great for mornings when you’re pretending to be functional.

• 15oz (444ml): The “do not engage” mug. You’re up, you’re caffeinating, and that’s all anyone can ask.

• 20oz (591ml): The “I can't today” survival chalice. For those mornings when you need coffee and a minor miracle.