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Human Being Mug

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Warning: Contents may include sarcasm, poor decisions, and caffeine.

For those who’ve accepted that being a person is mostly just winging it while clinging to a hot drink. This mug captures your essence: emotionally unstable, questionably functional, and 100% caffeine-powered.

Labeled for safety. Designed for chaos.
May cause existential dread and random snorts of laughter.

Handle with care. Contains human. And coffee.

Not sure what all the “oz” talk means? No worries - we’ve decoded it for you:

  • 11oz (325ml): Your standard, respectable cup of coffee. Great for mornings when you’re pretending to be functional.

  • 15oz (444ml): The “do not engage” mug. You’re up, you’re caffeinating, and that’s all anyone can ask.

  • 20oz (591ml): The “I can't today” survival chalice. For those mornings when you need coffee and a minor miracle.

More details

  • Ceramic mug
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Size & Fit

  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.